Tuesday 8/23 at Go Bananas Comedy Club!  Festival begins at 8 pm sharp and doors open at 7 pm.  This is going to be awesome, fun, and babies might be made.

THE LINEUP: (this list is subject to change)

Rent’s Due – Mike Canestaro
Various Entries – Women
Me & My Dolls (episodes) – Ryan Singer
I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant – Sketch By Number
Ned (episodes) – Mike Shelton
Lobster Boy – Left of Center
Jasper vs. the Woofman – Jasper t. Colbaire
The Adventures of Larry Bird and Michael Jordan In Space – Dean Maiorana & Brian McCabe
We Got That B-Roll – Cream
Connected – Cream
Ballet Drop Out – Left of Center
Axe Body Wash – WATBIT
High On You – The Chronic State
Gay Zombies – Vincent Holliday
Heist – Andy Gaspar
Old Diapers & Hot Soup – Wayne Memmot & Dean Maiorana
Magic 8 Ball – The Asbestos Crew
Henry’s Kitchen – Henry Phillips
The Way To Go – Nick Andrews
The Aggressive Bee – MC Mr. Napkins
Episode #1 of Web Series – Alex Stone & Mike Cronin (tentative)
Parent Teacher Night – The Suburban Housewife
Mo Money Mo Problems – Sumukh Torgalkar & Justin Golak

I’ll be peforming at Woodlands Tavern in Columbus, Ohio on Monday, then off to the Downtown Crackers Wed – Sat of next week.  I’m doing an awesome show put on my buddy Ryan Remmington at the Sinking Ship in Indianapolis, Indiana on Sunday 8/28.  Let’s us all get together and feel all right!

I miss you all very much.  Very, very, very much.  I love you all.  Very, very, very much.

Ryan

For those of you who are aware of my career up to this point, you know that I enjoy making acceptance speech videos for awards that I do not win.  See Comic’s Comic Award Acceptance Speech video at bottom of this page.

I want to say a huge thank you to everyone who voted numerous times for me to win CMT’s Next Big Comic Contest and although I did not win, it was enjoyable being a part of it with some great comics and friends.  To be honest, I was not expecting to make it out of the first round, so to get to the finals was pretty cool.

And even though I did not win, I am still on a mission to meet Gary Allan.  I am currently listening to his newest album, “Get Off on the Pain,” right now and it is awesome.  So, here is my latest acceptance speech video that would have aired on CMT if I would have won.  I am posting here in an attempt to cement my future place as the pre-2008 Martin Scorcese of award winning.  Its not all about winning, its about having fun along the way.  Congrats to my buddy, Pete Lee for winning!

CMT’s Next Big Comic Award Acceptance Speech (Pete Lee was actual winner)

Comics’ Comic Award Acceptance Speech (Chad Daniels was actual winner)

I am proud to announce that we are doing a second installment of the “Flick My Clip – Comedy Shorts Festival.” The inaugural screening was a success. And yes, I used the term “inaugural” as I intend for it to become an institution rivaling that of Sundance and the like.  The Second Installment will be held once again at Go Bananas Comedy Club and will be on February 16th, 2010.  We had awesome shorts graciously given to us for screening by so many talented folks, it was a real treat and I am hoping to make it even bigger and better this time around.  I want you to be a part of it!

UPDATED!!!  LIST OF FILMS/FILMMAKERS FOR FLICK MY CLIP 2:

PSA’S – Reid Faylor, Andrew Short and Ryan Singer
Sunbathers – Beef and Sage
Cut Your Own Christmas Tree – Tim Harmston
The Beard – Beef and Sage
A Pointless Short – GB
Livin’ the Dream Part 1 – Mike Newman
Prop 8 “A True Story” – Joey Ogelsby
Jones Cheap Ass Prepaid and Legal – Ramiro Castro
Jones Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage – Ramiro Castro
Best Party Ever – Future Friend!
The Opener w/Jimmy Dore – Jim Tews
The Opener w/Maria Bamford – Jim Tews
I Blame the Jacket – Jim Tews
The Meeting – Bill Squire
Stepdad – Bill Squire
Dr. Incredulous – Beards of Industry
Roomate – Beards of Industry
G.O. Bananas – Mike Cronin and Ryan Singer
House Sitting – Mike Cronin and Alex Stone
Dave Waite Fever – Dave Waite and Alex Stone
Hipster Song – Alex Stone and Mike Cronin
Suburban Housewife Rap – Sally Brooks
The Angry Bacon Shorts – Vincent Holliday
Christian Camp – Jared Cullum
A Cartoon About Death – Jesse Fernandez

Part of the reason, the main reason why we wanted to start this festival is to get the local comedians with a love of making comedy shorts and local filmmakers who have a love of comedy together in a collaborative relationship. At least, in my mind, it seems beneficial that these two worlds would merge at least for moments of glory in the future. Why not try to get the best out of the resources and talent in our area?

We had some great surprises at the festival and I hope for even more this time around. I am begging at this point for all local and national and worldly short comedy filmmakers to submit to me their videos. If you think it is funny, I want to see it. There is no prize, no esteemed recognition that comes along with acceptance at this point. But, you will get your hard work showcased in front of some great and truly educated fans of comedy. The local comedy fans in Cincinnati and the surrounding areas have proven time and time again that they would and in fact, will support comedy that they find meets their demands.

No matter how rich, how famous, how disconnected I may ever become, one thing is certain: I intend to carry on the tradition of “Flick My Clip” until I am in the grave. Let us hope that that is later than sooner. If you are interested in having your short screened as part of the festival, please email me:

ryanjsinger@hotmail.com

Here are the requirements:
1. funny
2. you made it
3. under 5 minutes long (exceptions will be made on specific cases, please inquire if you have longer piece)
4. submitted by 1/31/10

There is a facebook event page that you can reference if you like for more information, but you will pretty much get the same information I have already given you here. I look forward to discovering more local artists that we can all enjoy and possibly work with in the future. Get off your ass and make something.

“The Man Kiss”

What people cannot tell by watching this video is what actually happened at the end of it. As “Dewey” played by Ryan Fohl, jumped into my arms as he was open-mouth kissing me, I accidentally bit his lip and injured him. But, that is not the only way I injured him because as he jumped in my arms, my back went out and as you can tell, I drop him on the ground. His fall was broken by a monitor, the speaker on the stage in the middle of his back. It is amazing that he could walk off the stage. What we do for comedy…