So, this is pretty cool. I was selected as one of 12 finalist by CMT to compete in their “Next Big Comic” Contest” and it will take place on their website – cmt.com. Is this a ploy to drive traffic to their website and get some new visitors? Maybe it is, but as I have never allowed myself to compete in one of these contest before, I figured this one was a good first time.

You can vote as many times as you want (hint hint) and you can text FUNNY12 to 32709  – as many times as your wireless provider will allow!

I have not partaken in contests that require you to hassle people for votes because I find them annoying. But, they much like a lot of other things in this business, have become a common occurrence. I am looking forward to being a part of it because the other comics they selected are all really good and some of them are friends of mine. So, it is really cool to be included in their company for such a thing.

I apologize in advance if you get tired of my requests for votes, but keep in mind that this contest last 5 weeks if I make it to the end. It will either be me hassling you for over a month or less. Thanks so much if you do take the time to vote for me and help me get successful enough to not sleep on my futon. You are the best!

Hair
1. Long
2. Medium
3. Short
4. Shaved

Facial
1. Clean shaven
2. Stubble
3. Long, flowing beard
4. Neatly trimmed beard
5. Handle-bar mustache

Clothing Style
1. Grunge
2. Contemporary
3. Professional
4. Casual

If you can think of other areas of my appearance that have been silently bothering you and you would like to change, please right in a vote in the comments to express your ideas. I will be the first to admit that my “style” is quite undefined and without vision since Erika and I are no longer together. She is still my consultant on this matter of appearance, so any and all suggestions or otherwise must be approved by her. Keep in mind that if only one person votes, then all changes are void. Not valid in Alaska or Canada as those people have no sense of fashion due to the inclimate weather year round.

Below are pictures of some of the looks I have without better judgment allowed myself to walk around in public as.