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How To Get High Without Drugs!!! – New CD

Click on image to buy cd from iTunes for $9.99!!!                                                                          Click here to buy it on amazon.com!

I recorded my debut album at Go Bananas Comedy Club on November 18, 2009.  Thanks to all those fine folks who came out that night and laughed your asses off.  The cd turned out really good, I think.  At least for now I am allowing myself to like it.  It is available through multiple online venues for download or you could buy it from me at a live show – check my schedule for upcoming dates.

Tour T-Shirts Now Available! – Sold Out!

These awesomely radical t-shirts designed by Darin Overholser are available for the first time only on this website!  For reals.  Have you ever thought that your life was not quite complete because you could not wake up in a t-shirt with a Big Gay Dragon and an Abandoned Baby in a Bandana Diaper smoking a doobie?  Well, now you can live a life fulfilled.  These wonderful shirts have all been tested and worn by me to ensure their quality and worthiness.  I have done many different activities while wearing all of these shirts, some of which can be listed on this website.  I am using Google Checkout to try to make it easy…all encompassing price of $20.  That includes shipping and all that jazz.  Buy yours today and by sometime next week you could be making sweet sweet love wearing one of my t-shirts or cleaning up after sweet sweet love with one of them. Available in medium, large and x-large. Click picture for larger image:

Look at all the fun and productive things you can do wearing my t-shirt! Just ask me, I know from experience! My t-shirt is the best way to celebrate a new facial hair style like a handlebar mustache!